Status2006: The year in review

I know there are still a few weeks left in the year. But, I felt like it was time for a retrospective. Here,  mostly tidied from the ichat xml,  is my status chronology of 2006*.

*which actually starts from around November 2005

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starting a fresh new set of status messsages
Poof!
Hooray restoring from backup
*You* create the reality
*burritos - is there anything they can't do
on the fence
divesting myself of pointless matter
care on reverse
Adult Swim rules
Plow deep while sluggards sleep!
Hazy shade of winter
moisture from above!
hello darkness, my old friend
How did you get out of jury duty?
looking forward to voting
Hooray, it's dark!
Take that, Arnie!
go to Minna!
on the sofa
dance dance revolution
Beware the elevator
I [heart] gay disco
Willie Nelson - now with more cowbell
biking home drunk is awesome
tasty tasty coffee
I support O'Reilly's right to say totally insane @!#*
Republic of San Francisco
Friday afternoon productivity push
Denver: Rocky Mountain High\smooth hair!
glorious, glorious launder
middlebrow v. unibrow
untoward
advanced
sun! sun! sun!
The pilgrims didn't brine
hooray sofa
implies more meaning than intended
not my fault
my friends are tiny windows
plowshares into swords
moderne
green eggs and spam
totally without occasion to wear my new jacket
more new clothes hooray
sunshine!
to the end of the world
Gary Numan moment
followed by the Thrill Kill Kult
hooray gym
Ah, Epicurious, I love you so
I'm thankful for buddies like "you"
gratitudilicious
grateful for the weather
sofa!
maybe I will go to the gym
gym - ba ha hah
cover your toes!
mashed potatoes are loved
Happy Merlin Day
spackling
dark and cold
unpacking the sweaters
I heart carnies
rain rain rain
egg n' muffin maker!
sleepward
making a list and checking it twice
yeah - weather, huh
growing a thicker skin hooray!
not screening for critics
penguins! oh how I love them
A Rankin/Bass Production
The mylodon, the English women, Gustavo, don Pedro, the silence
Making a list - checking it twice
tannenbaum!
Hey Willpower!
crispy dendrites
Happy Birthday Amanda!
Will you still be my friend after you're acquired
Enjoy responsibly
ikeaaaaaaaaaaah!
Mule Nog!
all nogged out
not without my penguin
sometimes, the internet is not easier^zorro colorado
Happy Birthday Ginevra
planning for Patagonia!
Deep Breathing Exercises
gift baskets for dinner
1-800-201-7575 = Amazon customer service
rain rain go away
thunder!
serious thunder!
cleaning
Happy Birthday Courtney!
sometimes the fun needs to pause
Mucho Gusto
salvavidas
Cual es tu signo del horoscopo?
oh sofa, delightful sofa
Congrats Maddie and Merlin!
Merry!
cowboy boots or monkey shoes?
ready to get on the plane
a bit disoriented
winter!!
macbook is a lame name.
Angeline Jolie is preggers!
Ride the wave!
Seeking truthiness
Exploring my floor
Get you love drunk off my hump.
You don't want no drama
Estoy contigo!
Congratulations Michelle Bachelet
Honoring MLK from my desk
Stalking Oliver Sacks
Rain is not optimal
Together we can save time on the opportunity
I wish I knew how to quit you
I heart gay cowboys
Stop trying to buy burning man tickets
Brrrr
optimal deliciousness
Firefox remembers what I can't
so full. might burst.
RIP Thames Whale
Don't even startUUncle
sausage fest 2.0
Working hard to get my fill
Gaining the world
RIP Chris Penn
monetizing greg veen
bidding on Greg Veen : now closed
Now I'm down in it
just then a tiny little dot caught my eye
Upstairs
Upstairs at Erika's
@ Odeo
Technorati
in the library
at the office
mohawks are back
Going to party like it's 1999
in the supply closet
Happy Birthday Judith
Happy belated birthday, Jesus
Twoo!
Riding centuries is the new golf
Gradients are the new bevels.
A sucky day for women
surfing the backchannel
under my desk
shove the shrug
Happy Groundhog Day
at Nova
who wants to be my millionaire friend?
more adversarial in 2006
Walk on four legs breaks the law
earmuffs!
tragically delicious
Saturday!
rich in sweaters
lady lumps
lady lumps sounds like a form of cancer
carried on a frothing wave of effusive praise
sparkle motion, I wish I knew how to quit you
I watched the whole superbowl!
The Stones were on tape-delay
edulcorative
Goodbye Telegrams Stop
Next time I'll stop at half a burrito
early spring, late alpha
sauna
sauna!!
Let the aggregator normalize the data!
Appreciating Madonna
Repasting
wakey wakey
ritual
new bicycle!
hooray monday
opposite of blizzard
Happy V-Day
I choo-choo-choose you
2 seats open at Nova!
Vaya con dios, Veens
@ nova
monetize the webtards!
strategizing the rites of spring
GTD w/Merlin!
burrito coma
Ceci n'est pas un chien
Gemutlichkeit
!#$%#& flat!
trapped in the rat rave
ow, Jeff, thanks for putting on your gay music hat for us there
too cold!
giving up clear liquor for Lent
happiness is a warm powerbook
Working is better than a holiday
power returns!
fixed my flat!
Chairs are for earners!
Pimp my Mirra
Recommended for problem areas
AmEx is for suckers
high on the hog
sick, on sofa
RIP Don Knotts
oh glorious sofa, oh bounteous teevee
milla jovovitch and luke perry!Ymultipass
rain, what's up with that
good return on sofa investment
blogs still don't cure the common cold
blarg
I could stop sneezing any time I want
o glorious sofa
Fainting on the Train Day
This is an advertisement
monetizing greed
Putting the awe back in awful
Go, Matt, go
earthquake!!
mv /myCDs/*  theCurb
@ cafe Soleil
Not state of the art, but state of the heart
sick!
quarantined in the hatch
*Do not leave 10,000 messages on the server
oh bed, I wish I knew how to quit you
furry lobster!
zinc lozenges rule
We don't quit until it's awesome
stuffy, but ambulent
enjoying a bout of clear breathing
packin' and sneezing and packin'
SXSW: Battledecks prep!
SXSW - on the floor
Web 2.0 is made from people
SXSW - First World Problems of Whiny Designers
sxsw - the kottke/dooce face off
sxsw - the dooce savages kottke panel
sxsw - the Greenroom
sxsw - the startup panel with lane and ben
nap by nap west
what happens in texas stays in texas
Happy 30th Birthday, Greg!
Raising my debt ceiling
oops, I forgot to protest
Military Grade Encryption is Only the Start
Put your hands in the air and say "old media is dead"
contemplating the cold ride home
Marks are dead, long live the logotype
My hamster's name is Flipmeat
whack a mole
webtards eat the *entire* apple
Anil is not totally unlike Elmo
another stupid flat
I'm totally going to watch Lost on ABC
lost: wtf
could we get some global warming over here
Putting the "B" in Web
enjoying a  little more faith in humanity
Sursum corda
Spring ahead to soggy
Tab Energy makes daylight savings ok
Unleashing the badgers of change
Feeling TaBulous
a Yahoo! company
May 30 HP Pavilion San Jose
Which Madonna are you?
Daylight Hatings
stirring dull roots with spring rain
Sleep, or Lost?
Chipmunking
Information Retrieval
Dharma  Ranch Dressing
hiding from the scary yellow ball
rain is a pain
nabaztag!
oh my lord - it's hailing dry spell
Monday morning disco!
rainrainrainrainrainrain
absolutely innocent
portable, time-shifted, on-demand
occupational therapy pingpong & amnesia
dry land is a myth
biked to work and nearly killed someone
in the doghouse again
Doing that to-do voodoo
slap happy
Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble 2.0
Beer and work
eating mayonnaise
Welcome, Suri Holmes-Cruise!
Web 4.20
CA Supreme says: trash talk is part of the creative process
Top Wackiest E-commerce
ZING is the new sizzle
Everyone needs CD-Rs!
hooray new home for Mike
the weekend hurt my head^Cannibalogging
Bea Arthur is NOT dead
I have a feature request
I am number two.
I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered!
High gas prices are goodWpacking
Let's tap that strategic bicycle reserve
Bono is a venture capitalist
currently lamenting: the glaciers of kilimanjaro
I am creating value
soylent feeds
Moving! Hooray!
New apartment of glory
Happy May Day
Reality has a well known liberal bias
Freaking you out for my own enjoyment
Who is up for Battledecks 2.0?
Lost OMGWTF
I believe in Friday
Drinks are for earners
Read *The Omnivore's Dilemma*
back up dancer turned rapper
Practicing Tact and Tolerance
Tags: Snarky, Hungry, Delightful
Mr. Eko's church of shirtless hottness
Courtney's show, sponsored by Sparks!
unpacking the ikea boxes
Getting really real
Getting real...drunk
snoop dogg: banned from Britain
Don't do free work for jerks
Redesigning the Yahoo! homepage
Chief Optimism Officer
Chief Optimism and Reference Officer
feeling smug about bike to work day
Jason Fried hates kittens
Fried actually loves kitten....for dinner
white geeks flashing gang signs must stop
not listening to hip indy rock
Prince voted world's sexiest vegetarian
RIP Lloyd Bentsen
Countdown to Lost
Lost until next season
pneumatic tube to nowhere
No, *I* crashed flight 815
Welcome Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt
casually bidding on an egg chair
Reserve not met
How much for an egg chair
unpimped
I love creativity!
You are my best-looking chat buddy
consumarchy
Welcome Sofia Elizabeth Seabrook Mandra!!
babies for everyone!
café corretto
happy satan day!
You are my most charming buddy,  nice glasses too!
on the Vox crack
preview is the new beta
furniture!
Je cherche en vain la porte exacte
BofA can bite me
home alive!
heh is the new lol
is OMG taking the lord's name in vain?
plau
OK, amends... Iron surely, iron sure
You can't not be on a boat.
I'd like to coo with my baby tonight
sorted by freshness
$100, that's all I need from each of you
Happy Pride, Everyone!
dutch tears
elements of style
sequestered
cold, cool beer, our friend
Nostalgic for the Cold War
Diet Rockstar for Productivity
visualizing fireworks
21st. Amendment
#I wish I knew how to force quit you
1a taste for buns and a fierce sense of patriotism
&duh ashley, all wool comes from a cow.
Presented by Monsanto
@Cafe Flore
$77 a barrel
light, sweet, crude
ouch my head
what color is your handbasket?
use your funding to buy a vowel
warm globally, get cranky locally
SF Public Library
Cafe Flore
bloody marys
Spare the Mule Day
Do not talk directy to the members of the band
fog comes on little cat feet
Omniplan!
welcome back fog!
RIP National Product
customary sweetness
fresh stack of jacksons
There are pictures on the Internet...
Intellectual Property is dumb
Gay for NASCAR
Eat kale!
Happy Birthday Alaska Dave!
Happy Birthday Davids!
Your design partner
arcane and non-transferrable
canadia!
omg - I am so excited about going back to WORK
not checking email until 9 am
happy birthday, Mr. Dash
Angel investor and bulldog lover
wry and practical
oh Friday, I love you so
Pet Shop Boys - November 7!
funnier than google
action-oriented
Mr. Stumpf's passions were cleanliness and trains.
Happy Birthday Lane
RIP Ann Richards
finally able to appreciate Justin Timberlake
Justin timberlake listening party
ok
Happy Birthday Ryan Carver (extended remix)
spinach kills
a threat-based, color-coded system
Flickr *gamma*
meh!
"bof" is French for "meh"
Don't pee on the rug!
full of tasty sushi
strange cat in my house
Rebuffering stream
Happy Birthday Google
A dark day in DC
Happy Mental Illness Awarenesss Week
pandas rule
sickish and peevish
Happy Indiginous People's Day
Decadence, betrayal, montage!
Oh well, whatever, nevermind
Ladytron - Monday 10/16
Craft Mag rawks
Packing my clear, 1-qt container
Seattle, but slightly undercaffeinated
Raining in Seattle
Charismatic Megafauna
SEA - delay
Pony-loving leaders of tomorrow
Have an empowering day, my pony-loving leaders of tomorrow.
Death doesn't giggle
Didn't get shot - hooray!
'mule season, client season, mule season
marraskuu: month of the dead
Peak cod
Borat = awe inspiring
You Go, Gay Doogie!
'Let's score some meth and have massages
Idleness is the parent of psychology.
Crystal Meth(od) for Productivity
Pet Shop Shop Boys!!!! (and voting)
!San Francisco values in da house!
Don't break my heart, Virginia.
Dump'd: The rummy and kfed reality show
Thumping is the new drubbing
gnome chompsky
bassless winking-waif cuddlecore
Please don't shoot Mike.
lost in a welter of finespun rationalizations
i'm in ur chat, reading ur gossip
i'm in ur kitchen, eating ur stuffing
'Buy just a little' day.
I'm a unitard!
buttonsandstatesandboxesandarrows
Burrito!
Clinically Proven to Work Over 36 Hours
oh heater in my bedroom, how I love you
warm, wonderful ball chair!
Don't place your trampoline near an open hippo
gunplay, open wounds, beer, pot, discreet sex
buh-bye Bolton